Thursday, July 13, 2006

Back from the Dead with a Big Bang!

Look who's back. It's me, everyone's favourite drama queen back from the dead, although I wasn't exactly dead; so the title of my post sounds rather silly, but I've always wanted to use that phrase at least once in my life and right now seemed to be an opportune moment.

So at this moment the reader might be wondering where the heck has Pan been for so long. My answer to that question would be a shameful 'here and there'. Alright, I admit it, I've been guilty of procrastination and haven't been on any website apart from my email and mugglenet for more than a month now. Although, I have been busy doing other things like attending various 'social events' (in normal teenage terminology 'social events' means decadent, debauched, alcohol ridden parties). Additionally, there was the Graduation Day ceremony last week where Pan almost tripped on the flag of her own country because she couldn't control the sari that TPF had forced her to wear. Pan was also forced by mean teacher to give a speech and be a model nerdy student, which she certainly is, to a bunch of parents, most of whom don't understand a word of English on Graduation Day. And how can I not mention the fateful and depressing thing called examination results that we got a few days ago.

I can never make up my mind about examination results. They always depress me for some strange reason however well or badly I may have done in them. Maybe it could be because there is so much hype building up before the marks are given out, one can't help but feel a bit let down when one finally gets them after a long wait.

Results aside what else has Pan been doing because it has been almost a month since she came back from India. Well, I can't resist it anymore, I have to bring the second part of the post title into motion. Last night, Pan and TPF went to the Rolling Stones concert. It was their first concert in Europe of their 'A Bigger Bang' tour. The concert began at nine in the evening but Pan and TPF were there since seven listening to crappy introducing band (called Feeder) and socialising with creepy, old man next to us. Alright, I'm lying here. TPF was the one talking to old man next to us, while Pan just looked the other way and pretended that she doesn't understand Italian and know either of them.
No, we didn't see Mick from that close. That's ahem... the picture of the screen. We did have the cheapest tickets (which were not cheap under any circumstances, we bought them for 50 euro), so we were the furthermost away from the stage. There were about 60 thousand people there, so one can only imagine how full the stadium was. Needless to say, the concert was fabulous. It involved the most varied age group of people I've ever seen. There were people from age 16 to age 70. I am now the proud owner of a Rolling Stones t-shirt and a band poster. Of all the strangest people to bump into at a concert with 60 thousand people, we bumped into Mags and her sister (Hopefully some of you might remember TPF's friend and drug addict extraordinaire, Mags who has made several drunk appearances on TPF's blog)

Pan almost cried when Mick sang, 'I can get no satisfaction'. It was also the exact moment of her life that Pan realized that she was born in the wrong times. Pan's not meant for the 21st century, but for the good ol' sixties and seventies. I mean, if I was 18 in the sixties I wouldn't be sitting in front of a computer updating my blog. Pan from the sixties would have been half way around the globe on a trek to Katmandu listening to Cream cassettes on her cool, new walkman. But no, she's dumped against her wishes into the 21st century, where she is forced to listen to Cream and The Rolling Stones on her ipod instead.

But as usual I digress. Coming back to the concert, Mick Jagger looks as hot as ever. My god, he's in his sixties and I'm crushing on him, I should really stop. Keith Richards looks like he's going to drop dead any second. TPF and I were really afraid that we were going to be a witness to Keith Richards' death. I also have a minor crush on Keith, which is just plain scary, and so I don't like thinking about it. On top of it all, we also saw Materazzi and Del Piero at the concert (to all those ignorant people who don't know who I'm talking about, they are famous Italian football players). This just reminds me of the subject of my next post which is going to be football. As everyone may know, Italy just won the World Cup last week. (If you didn't know this, please stop reading my blog right now and go and get an update on current world news).

So there you go, you've just got an update on Pan's social life. It is rather strange that after a four year slump my social life has been on an all time high these days. But after all this is the longest holiday I'm ever going to have in my life unless I'm unemployed in the future, so I might as well enjoy myself. Although I must admit, it feels odd to be happy all the time. I mean, I'm one of those teen angsting people who gets depressed and morose rather easily. Poor TPF, you should ask her about it because she's the one who has to put up with my mood swings. Although, we are married and everything, so I'm not sure if I'm supposed to feel guilty about it. But as I said, it's been really great these days. I shall post the photos of our Bombay pictures next week, so that everyone has something to look forward to.

9 comments:

The Poodle's Friend said...

OMG, I really need to blog.

Whilst you were involved in mainstream worship of Satisfaction, I was positively fainting over Brown Sugar. No, not the drug. The song.

Nikki said...

My dear Pan. You should be flogged by your feet for worryin' me so.

You and TPF.

I was very worried. SHAME.

But it's good to see you back.

. . .and stop crushing on Mick, cause you know, ew.

Eris said...

FINALLY woman!!!!!!!
I hate Materazzi.
I looooooooooooove Fabio Grosso, Pirlo and Camoranensi. son't get me wrong, Ahn Jung-hwan will always be my one true love but i can look can't I?

and TPF- you think?

The Poodle's Friend said...

HEY! HEY! I SO THINK! What's that supposed to mean?!
FUZZHEAD!

Panacea said...

TPF - The fact that the song is mainstream must mean that it's rather good. Remember our Vilette conversation? It's mainstream for a reason, darling. Anyways, 'Brown Sugar' is just as mainstream as 'Satisfaction' so there :P
Teri brown sugar, huh?

Nikki - Awww, I'm terribily sorry for making you worry. Now I'm feeling even more guilty than I already was for not updating for so long.
You're completely right, I should really stop crushing on Mick and Keith. But god, Mick makes me want to wear drainpipes when he moves his rear assets.

Eris - For the first time in my entire life, I agree with you. I hate Materazzi too. Zidane is my hero, even though I support Italy. I happen to have a huge crush on every single Italian football player and yes, I even find Gattuso attractive, so you can imagine. How beautiful is Camoranensi's hair?

Eris said...

oh yeah! he looked like something out of the edo period!

and TPF- that was supposed to mean that yes, it is time you posted and not that you can't think..... though i'm not too sure about that now.

lol. you make it too easy.

niTin said...

I agree with the title; having been almost dead myself.
But isn't there like a max-limit to the number of people that one can have a crush on. Yeah, Mick is okay. But if I was a girl I'd find people like John Lennon, Eric Clapton [Ooooh. Clapton is so God] and okay Keith Richards too, far more interesting. And they'd overlap Mick by several hundred degrees. I dunno. Your wish.
Ah, and finally. There's this video that you must watch. It even got me drooling...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=912375689786125846&q=yer+blues

ash said...

As I said on TPF's blog, the crushes on old old guys are disturbing. Even more disturbing with the knowledge that creepy old guys are preying on you two at concerts!
Welcome back Pan...what's with all the references to yourself in the 3rd person? Ash is confused.

Panacea said...

Nitin - OMG, ERIC CLAPTON IS GOD! Somehow I could never make myself find John Lennon attractive.
Alright, your video had me squealing and the teenager that I am.
BTW, it's nice to have you back in action. Your favourite fan girls missed you :)

Ash - I think we give out creepy vibes to people. Just yesterday we had random illegal immigant type guy following us and telling us that he thought we were sexy.
Anyways, Pan likes talking in third person these days because it makes her feel more significant in the big scheme of things.